Pyro is Samus?

Pyro from Team Fortress 2. There's been a lot of discussion around his or her true face beneath that mask, and there's also been a lot of discussion around the Pyro class's lack of strength compared to the other TF2 mercenaries.

Pyro is meant to operate at close range, but at that range as good as every other class in the game actually deals more damage than him, and his ability to get into short range in the first place is limited. Some people have suggested Pyro should get a form of advanced movement to better the situation, with those suggestions ranging from sprinting to jet packs to actual teleporting. And then someone suggested the "Pyroll", where Pyro would curl up and roll around inside his rubber/asbestos suit in order to go faster.

This reminded me of the Morph Ball upgrade Samus gets in all of the Metroid games, and since many claim Pyro to be a girl... this image was born. Drawn in Paint Tool SAI.